somethingterrifying:

fettotacktskrap replied to your post: where are all these followers coming…
Are you literally a jar of piss?

how did you know

I like to think of myself as a great magical wizard.
Gandalf was my father and Dumbledore was my long lost brother.

— All of my followers are bros.

Okay well all five of my followers at least. 
It has been concluded, I shall refer to my followers as my bros.
 ๏_๏

I was going to say something else though so do not stop reading yet. 

Please feel free to talk to me, I am a lonely guy that is fairly new to tumblr. I also do not bite. 

stackmodus:

so my 12 year old sister decided to make me a cake all by herself for my birthday and she told me she decorated it

this was what she made

amperehope:

Alice followed a rabbit down a hole,

and eventually met a Mad Hatter,

and person whose name was a common English saying.

The cat who spoke in a hard to understand manner was nowhere to be found.